Aap Chutiye Hai - Ultimate Collection

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AAP CHUTIYE HAIN -------- ULTIMATE COLLECTION!!

·         Agar aap gym mein Itna workout karte hain ki aapki chest aapki girlfriend se badi dikhti hai, toh Ronnie Coleman ki kasam AAP CHUTIYE HAIN 

·         ladki k chakkar me suicide karne walo...saare brahmand ki nazron me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

·         Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9 dosto ko forward karke ye sochna ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega, kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

·         Agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki recharge p recharge karaye ja rahe hai par fir bhi wo aapko MISS CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh baat maan lete hai ki wo JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat kar rahi the isliye balance khatam hogyaa ,,, to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

·         Agar aap software install karte vakht Next-next click karke bin dekhe add-ons install karte hain, toh ask tool bar ke search box me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

·         Mumbai me reh kar "OMG I saw Tusshar Kapoor today- best day of my life!!" type status lagane wale, kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

·         Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe "halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake naachne walo, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

·         Non-veg and sharaab tuesdays & thursdays ko naa kha-Peeke agar aap sochte hai ke bhagvan apse khush ho jayenge to kasam KFC ke full Fried chicken bucket ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

·         Agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap 24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse rehte hain toh aap Cocktail ke hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

·         AND THE ULTIMATE ONE!!!

Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone lete ho aur $1cost ki wajah se Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to China mobile use karne wale bhi kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN